Kyle Smith wrote a short internet piece titled “Of Course Men Aren’t Interested in Little Women.”  And why should they be?  The 2019 film, Kyle observed, “wasn’t made for men.”  Yes, and to me it’s a girly failure.  It isn’t even particularly moving.  In my view, no man should be interested in it, ever.

Woody Allen‘s Wonder Wheel (2017) is easily one of the weakest serious films I have seen.  But it is serious, for, among other things, it is about ugly neuroticism.  And there is a faint autobiographical element to it.  In certain ways a character named Mickey (Justin Timberlake) resembles Allen, and Kate Winslet‘s Ginny is a veiled Mia Farrow.  Young Carolina (Juno Temple) is the Soon-Yi Previn figure.

Personally, I have no right to suspect Allen of having sexually molested his daughter (I don’t know the man, and there was never a police arrest).  Ginny, for the record, is a shrill fool.  The film’s problems?  Although I love some of the visuals here, cinematographer Vittorio Storaro went overboard.  There is the usual sloppy and unimaginative dialogue (an aspiring dramatist, Mickey says he wants to write “great, tragic plays,” as though the postwar American theatre [the film is set in the 1950s] is interested in such a thing).  Jim Belushi goes nowhere in his enactment of an ill-developed character.  And why isn’t Carolina appalled at Ginny’s rudeness and opprobrium toward her? . . . Certifiably Wonder Wheel is not the great, tragic movie we could use in the 21st century.

Carlos (Manny Perez) is an aspiring comic-book artist living among many Latinos and some whites in New York City, a locus of crime whereby Carlos is made to face much responsibility.  That is to say, his father Eddie (Tomas Milian) gets shot and paralyzed by a robber and Carlos must care for him (temporarily) and run Eddie’s old bodega.  Exasperation besets the young Dominican as he dwells with a man–Eddie–who fails to support Carlos’s cartoonist ambitions and was often unfaithful to the dead wife he now says he loved.  What’s more, Carlos is having problems with his girlfriend and scarcely treats her properly.  Disorder grows; folly never stops.

Washington Heights (2003), by Alfredo de Villa, is small but potent.  And humane.  Villa’s Washington Heights, a section of Manhattan, is not hellish, just rough and disheartening.  Even so, the film demonstrates a failure of nerve by crafting certain troubling realities and then scurrying away from them before the credits roll.  Why, after all, does Carlos’s best friend, the white fellow played by Danny Hoch, become a thief and what happens to the guy who perpetrates violence against him?  Villa gives the whole thing short shrift.  This is very much a young man’s movie–young man-made, I mean.  There is little intellectual and artistic maturity behind it.

But it is worthy.  Perez is passable, Milian a little more than that.  I wonder about Milian’s nuances but not his passion.  Hoch is entirely true and Bobby Cannavale is forceful, even unforgettable, as a half-likable punk with money.  The DV visuals are fine, and so are Villa’s scenes of bodega business and of tension between Carlos and Maggie the Girlfriend, etc.  He’s a talented fimmaker, familiar territory in WH notwithstanding.

Washington Heights (Image via RottenTomatoes.com)

Audrey Tautou is enticingly sweet, and quite magnetic, in France’s He Loves Me . . . He Loves Me Not (2002).  She enacts a psychologically damaged woman who loves, and wants to run away with, a happily married cardiologist.  He’s played by Samuel Le Bihan, who is excellent, getting right the doctor’s manly professionalism and intermittent anger.

Directed by Laetita Colombani, the film plays like a Claude Chabrol opus until it strangely comes to a halt and rewinds in order to tell its story a second time.  It intends to let us know whether the cardiologist bears any culpability with respect to Tautou.  And it’s all fascinating.  The film verifies that an individual assertion about “my truth” is, in this case, no truth at all.

In her direction, Colombani is very sensitive to what her characters are going through, and, along with Tautou and Le Bihan, Sophie Guillemin (as Tautou’s friend, Heloise) gives an especially persuasive performance.

(In French with English subtitles)

The only thing I know about the Parker Brothers board game “Clue” is that a 1985 Hollywood movie is based on it.

Not without wit, not without slapstick, Jonathan Lynn‘s Clue is a comedic—nay, a farcical—mystery flick.  The final, true reveal at the end is not as captivating as what comes before it, and isn’t meant to be.  A zippy ride to the conclusion, just to give pleasure, is all Lynn and co-screenwriter John Landis are after.

Most of the actors shine.  Tim Curry is all poise and charm.  Smartly Michael McKean plays a sometimes hysterical State Department man, while Lesley Ann Warren thrills as a cynical lawbreaker.  Madeline Khan is damnably under-used, but Eileen Brennan is electric.  Attractive too.  The younger Colleen Camp is extra-attractive:  what a body in this body of thespians!