I heard on the radio an old, hedonistic Katy Perry song, “Last Friday Night” (2010), which deals with a night of debauchery, and of course drinking is included.

“I smell like a minibar,” the singer sings. Does the girl in this song have a boyfriend, and if so, is he disappointed? I would think that any lass who contentedly admits she smells like a minibar would provoke a boyfriend to say, I sure can pick ’em.